Heading Home For Thanksgiving? The Shallow Girl’s Guide To Becoming The Envy Of Your Hometown
Feeling grateful for oversized sunglasses and baseball caps while traveling to your hometown this holiday season? It’s time to change that.
If you’re worried about running into your toxic (but devilishly hot) ex, that old classmate you definitely don’t still Insta-stalk to check if she’s doing better than you, or the annoying second cousin who always has something snarky to say about your appearance, fear not. By the end of this guide, you’ll be practically begging to run into them while everyone is home for the holidays.
You’ll find yourself volunteering to run even the most mundane of errands just to get out of the house. Run out of toilet paper? To the town grocery store you go. Craving a toasted pecan oat milk latte? Forget the drive-through, your “quick” coffee run is now your reason to linger in the spotlight (a.k.a. the checkout line, of course). Get ready, girlie – Thanksgiving in your hometown is about to become your Super Bowl.